Fat Bastard

I am sooo fat. I hate it. I feel like a Goodyear Blimp that just broke the scale. Damn it!!!

Sucky Sucky

Ahy, Jeffrey sucky very muchy. Kicky my assy iny Chinesy Miny Golfy.

Happy el cinco de mayo Everyone!!!

What a great day to drink!

Ah My Weekend!

It’s finally my weekend. Just waking up and starting the day. Jeffrey is on his way to pick me up to go look at patio furniture at Lowe’s. Fun times. Looks like it might be a nice day. Better be. It’s my first day off in 10 fucking days!!!

Oh What A Headache Have I

I have such a migraine. Can’t even get outta bed. This blows. Had to call out of work and I never do that. :(

Amazing Sex

Just had some pretty amazing sex. Maybe the world didn’t need to know that. But there it is anyway.

Oh So Torn…

What to do? Oh what to do? Do I stay… or do I go?! I love the Mount Wash, but I’m getting nowhere there. So do I risk it with MVG? Or do I play it safe with Omni??? So torn am I.

Burn in Hell!

I hope that whoever invented the concept of work is burning in Hell right now!

Wakeup Call

Nothing in the world like being woken up first thing in the early morn by your place of employment. I’m actually kinda glad because now I can go in earlier and get out earlier too. But it’s still getting woken up early that really bunchin up my panties. Lol. Should I be mad or not?!

Very Tired!

I really really really NEED sleep!

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